The epic of Gilgamesh
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Two people are talking to each other.
The first says “It’s just an ordinary bridge.”
The second says “It’s not just an ordinary bridge. It’s ominous.
The first replies, “Ominous? What do you think is going to happen?”
He takes a step back onto the bridge and the gates clang shut in front of him, and he screams “What the hell?”
The second yells back “Oh my god!”
Boss music plays, and a man dressed in a cheese costume emerges from the end of the bridge.
Text on top reads “Scourge of the Ordinary Bridge: Cheeseman” with a boss bar.
The music builds as the first man turns around, gaping, with an HP bar and label “Regular Guy: Zak”.
The music builds further as the Cheeseman runs towards Zak with two swords raise, and Zak screams “Oh shit!”.
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